Put the chicken in the oven

The act of inserting your penis into a womans vagina. Just another slang for sex

Hey man, let me call you back, i gotta go put the chicken in the oven before my girlfriend starts bitchin.

by Johnny IceHouse January 29, 2006

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.

jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

by that.ali3n August 23, 2020

Put His Foot in It

Idiomatic phrase meaning to make a mistake - having stepped into a pile of manure metaphorically speaking.

When he asked her if she'd put on weight, he really put his foot in it.

by mebelh June 21, 2007

put a dong in it

slang term for sex... with dong being a penis in this case

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah pulled this girl n put a dong in it

by Rob Barcroft October 10, 2008

Put a sock in it

Means for someone to shut up.

I've clean my room,so put a sock in it.

by BlackPohatu September 12, 2016

put your hand in my pocket

when you in jail and your jail mate or daddy wants some loving to dad and your going to give it to him

put your hand in my pocket boy

by blackdragon15 September 24, 2014

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009