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A Group of Pill Pushers

What someone on Wheel of Fortune once guessed when the real answer was "A group of well-wishers".
Joe: "A group of pill pushers?"
*Audience Laughs*
Pat: "THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!"
by Ideal Cetacean June 13, 2024
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Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%
by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024
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Dope Pusher

Dope pusher is like a salesman, who tries to get you to buy his drugs and get you hooked on them so you'll come back for more . Basically the scum of the earth. Don't do it.
Looking for a good high? I've got just what you need. This is what a drug dope pusher does
by FlowerPower401 November 26, 2021
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Pusher

Someone that tries to force the people that say the word no to them to do something (such as wear a mask or get a vaccine), since they don't take the word no for an answer.
The bubbly girl was a shallow pusher that lived in her own little bubble where there were no consequences to trying to push people around.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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Pusher

Someone that will lose their mind if more people don't get jabbed.
Pusher on TV- Get the damn shot, you're the one who made this virus, and you're the one making it mutate by not getting a shot and....

Person watching TV turns off TV- Ahhhh, silence really is golden sometimes.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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Pedal Pusher

An amateur, juvenile, unsophisticated, or otherwise pandering or populist musician or composer who produces music with the intent of appealing to the broadest audience and/or that panders to the most common listener.

Catchy music for the sake of being catchy
Man, is Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Phantom” catchy, but wow when you play it yourself do you see what a pedal pusher he is.
by OhMywhat A Guys August 3, 2022
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electron pusher

disambiguation of "pencil pusher" a person with a clerical job involving a lot of tedious and repetitive computer work
J: "Hey team, I just moved all our work projects into JIRA!"

Q: "Jeff, you are such an electron pusher"
by RBaron June 21, 2022
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