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Purple floppy bird 

It's a floppy purple bird gif otherwise known as a trash dove. People leave it on comments on Facebook to imply that the person making the comment is being ridiculous. They might be virtue signaling or spouting some political correct nonsense. The person who is making the insane liberal comment will simply think that the person is agreeing with them, but it is a symbol to others viewing that a moonbat rant is happening.
Look at this person and their insane regressive left comments. I'm just going to leave a Purple Floppy Bird trash dove gif sticker here to let other normal people know that this person is an idiot.

purple monster 

the combination of vodka nyquil and red bull britney spears went nuts on at the beginning of 2008
"yo britney what you drinking?" "its a purple monster, DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS FEDERLINE!"
purple monster by sykksmoke January 14, 2008

purple flagged

Off the dating market for heterosexual people; A homosexual.
Tova: That guy is so hot!
Eliana: I know! unfortunatly he's purple flagged.
Tova: Are you sure?
Eliana: He's in my theater class... with his boyfriend.

Purple Guy 

We were behind Purple Guy after Computer Science

Wooo

Purple poodle

A male being who serves feminism without ever questioning its validity. The purple poodle loves putting women above himself and lacks any form of self respect, just like he lacks his balls. Thus, he kowtows to the very women who humiliate and domesticate him. Purple poodles even applaud when a feminist spews open misandry and toxic lies. They viciously bark whenever feminism or women are criticized.
1.
"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."

2.
Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*
Purple poodle by Pfoenix December 3, 2014

purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.
Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.
purple nurple by Pappy April 13, 2003