retard puppet

A puppet that is not only retarded but also looks like a ginger freckle on steroids. The retatd puppet which was origionaly found in southern japan was commonly named after a noble swardsman Englebert Sultana. Thaigha brown's face looks like a tomato that has been left out in the sun too long to the extent that his face has melted into a chaos watermelon.

Can also be a phrase used to describe a very stupid young male with ginger hair, glasses and sunburn.
Mike: look at that fucking retard puppet in the distance.

johny: yes he looks like a pitbull got a hold of his face and chewed it to the point that it has inflated to the size of my bell-end on a good night.
by jeff schmichael June 20, 2006
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PUPPET SHOW

The act of one or more persons making a spectical or a scene, followed by a series of lies to attempt to explain set actions. Made popular by the one and only "Scrub" aka Colby Swaggert, aka "Chipmunk". Origin of the word is said to be from the area of Crafton Heights also know as the white man's ghetto...
"Wow look at this puppet show in action, is Scrub out of his mind!" Does he understand no one believes him?
by Mark Scanlon August 18, 2006
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Puppet Master

Puppet Master - Someone who intentionally acts like he's retarded and/or doesn't know something to troll another.

PuppetMastering - The art of being an idiot to make someone else look stupid.
"Hey man lets play some CoD dude."
"What's that?"
"ಠ_ಠ"
"Dude, I'm PuppetMastering you right now."
"Your not a Puppet Master, you're just an idiot."

"tell your internet to stop PuppetMastering, you Wifi-using fuck"
by HupCapNinja - Puppet Master April 04, 2014
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sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic
God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.
by chicken February 20, 2005
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Puppet McGraw

a strange puppet found riding a bike,often with a tape,wanting to play a game, the rules of the game are simple
i watched saw and shat myself when puppet mcgraw was cycling about laughing

here comes puppet mcgraw again, quick abbie hide
by Kirsty & Brady October 24, 2008
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Master of puppets

End of passion play, crumbling away
I’m your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death’s construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You’re dedicated to
How I’m killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master

Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You’re dedicated to
How I’m killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master

Master, master
Where’s the dreams that I’ve been after?
Master, master
You promised only lies
Laughter, laughter
All I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at my cries

Fix me

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream
Master
Master
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020
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Ugly Puppet

Ejaculating onto a hand puppet that was used to manually stimulate the person ejaculating.
I saw Dave give Caleb an ugly puppet! Poor Kermit was a mess after wards....
by Kermit THEE Frog December 02, 2009
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