The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
Get the National Horny Promise Daymug. *kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!
chad proceeded to not change
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!
chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
Get the ill change i promisemug. The floral meaning of the dandelion is that it is a gift to a loved one that will provide happiness, simple joy, pure love and is a promise to a partner of total faithfulness.
give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise
dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war
give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise
dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war
girl: i got you dandilions.. i promise ill always love you
boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?
girl: yeah.. //////
boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?
girl: yeah.. //////
by k1ss4ph0bic January 27, 2021
Get the dandilion promisemug. Gabby:You pinky promise you’ll tell me on Tuesday?
Trey: pinky promise?? What is this you speak of??
Trey: pinky promise?? What is this you speak of??
by 10000000733 April 4, 2024
Get the Pinky promisemug. An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023
Get the Pee Pee Promisemug. A ring that a boy typically gives a girl to show how committed they are to them. It’s a promise for the future that they will still be together and no matter what happens he’ll forever be by her side through sickness and health. A promise for them to be married in the future✨🤞🏻
He got her a promise ring to prove to her the love he’ll forever hold onto until they’re vowels are spoken💭”
by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019
Get the Promise Ringmug. 