professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

by 🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑 October 19, 2020

professional viber

Someone who, due to a turbulent past and/or a high IQ, is hyper-aware and realizes the meaninglessness of everything and so doesn't have any ambitions like getting good grades or landing a high-level job, and instead focuses on just enjoying themselves. Kind of like the violin players playing on the Titanic as it's sinking. They're also almost always highly introverted and can barely hold a discussion in real life, but online they're a total memer.
They also often have a broken sense of humor and laugh at memes like Among Us.
Not to be confused with Emo.

"Why does that guy with the hoodie always sit alone on his phone with his airpods in at the back of the class?"
"Maybe he's a professional viber"

by bombsquid October 2, 2022

Process Architect

Senior management goon. Job skills including being a pawn and lackey to division directors. Typically possesses limited athletic ability and charisma. Social skills include the ability make inappropriate (but humorous) comments towards the proletariat class.

The division director wasn’t available, so they sent the Process Architect as the stand-in parrot.

by Charlie_Hustle April 2, 2009

paper process

A bitch pussy ass pledge process that doesn't bring in the quality people of a normal pledge process.

what they have a paper process? haha pussies

by nigeee August 14, 2010

profesh

a silly abbreviation of professional that might just make you sound like a pathetically white rapper

Whoa! That freestylin' was profesh. Yo. ...uhh... w0rd.

by Pasta Cowboy 4.0 January 21, 2004

professional browser

A customer, who's well schooled in the practice of appearing aloof, to the salesperson's offer of assistance. More often than not, it is a facade. The more the profesional browser appears aloof, the more likley they are seriously interested in the product the are inspecting.

"The professional browser tried that jacket on three times. Alot, for someone claiming to not be interested in it."

by D. Gould January 12, 2006

professional girlfriend

a lame bitch who goes from boyfriend to boyfriend with out any period of being single and is in a relationship after 1 date. they date for like 3 years at a time and forget all about their friends as soon as they start dating someone.

"katie is such a professional girlfriend, she dated colton for 4 years and then started dating sean the day they broke up. has she ever been single?"

by wes dobies December 1, 2009