The Noob/N00b of Noobs/N00bs. This is because if you haven't noticed, in videogames, the princess is always stupid and makes the main character do all her work! So if there is a person EXCEPTIONALLY stupid or lame the proper term is, Noob Princess.
by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009
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Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.
King Koopa and Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.
Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.
Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.
King Koopa and Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.
Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.
by Flame060 February 16, 2005
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by Il Joshity September 19, 2005
Get the Twilight Princess mug.girl:"i want a princess kiss"
boy:"okay" (leans in and kisses her forehead)
girl:"aw thank you i feel like a princess"
boy:"okay" (leans in and kisses her forehead)
girl:"aw thank you i feel like a princess"
by imma G October 29, 2007
Get the princess kiss mug.A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.
Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.
Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"
by John Jim May 5, 2006
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Get the Mushroom Princess mug.The princess of the mushroom kingdom. Girlfriend of mario. Exists only to be saved by mario. Annoying. Always in another castle. Nice tits.
by Bob mcbobington August 7, 2008
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