poot

when you throw the wet toilet paper at your dog

why did u poot

by Zleep37 February 20, 2021

Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020

Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015

Poot

The butt cheeks, butt cheek

Damn, that girl has some saucy poots!

by Psirus December 26, 2023

poot

A HOE.

Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.

by blahh<3 October 30, 2013

poot day

december 8th, 11:50 am is the day when you yell poot out your window

bro tomorrow is national poot day

by robloxmaster1862 January 8, 2022

Boomerang poot

The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it

“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot”

by Swaglord43 September 6, 2020