Poot

Handsome male with a very huge penis.

that nigga Poot he the shit. literally

by pobando December 12, 2018

Poot

That shitty white stuff that collects around the edge of your lips when you’ve taken too many drugs.

Look at Janet, she’s sniffed too much wonky bag and now has poot all around her lips.

by Drank_Lamphard June 26, 2018

Poot

A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.

Damn Tom did you fart?

No I pooted, that sex was great!

by Baconator703 July 25, 2018

Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.

Hey poots! What’s up?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

Poot

An unsatisfactory ejaculation.

“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”

“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”

“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”

by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019

Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax

Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂

by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019

Poot

A disappointing cumshot.

I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.

by Hob Nobben May 12, 2019