ride the pony

To do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air lasso. Often in a circle, but can be stationary.

When Seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.

The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.

by Male Kyzer January 5, 2009

bologna pony

a penus

she wants to ride the bologna pony

by kainmarko September 9, 2003

Shetland Pony

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony

Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed

by Davollin December 17, 2008

Lonely Pony

A word for something that is alone and has nobody with them.

Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney

Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?

by watercrafter December 7, 2011

Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.

friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.

by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021

Stink Pony

poop

That was the biggest stink pony to jump through the hoop in weeks.

by Emily Powers August 4, 2008

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020