by anonymous March 12, 2024

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons
by 🅰️ February 2, 2025

When you give daps, or props, to someone out of pity because they feel you should have appreciated what you did for them.
“I fixed it and you didn’t even notice.” (Person then tries to give you daps) “Don’t give me pity daps.”
by LHRCJ September 14, 2023

by magicalonso January 29, 2022

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.
I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.
Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.
Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.
Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.
by nottachooch November 23, 2017
