Colin Peters

This guy will moan about anything!
He’s got no lunch, you give your own sandwitch, then insists on paying for it, reads the printed price, then that’s not all folks , bitches about the price!
This guy would moan about winning the lottery.
(this is done in a slump syle)
the end ov the world.
god is a twat.

Fuck, oh shit, O no, have you seen this, kinel, oh no, God, jesus, iv had enough of this, bollocks, the end of the world os nigh! or the contract.

by u know May 7, 2003

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Peterson

To check your phone while riding your bike, losing sight of the road and causing you to ride into non-moving inanimate objects, such as parked cars.

"Somebody called me when I was riding to class. I had to answer blindly and hope it wasn't my crazy X because I didn't want to pull a Peterson."

by yayc0 June 12, 2014

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Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types

Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."

Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

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Jordan Peterson's Vision

Ah! There it is! Found it! That's my unforgivable sin! I "corrupted his glorious vision"! His vision being he wanted to be a prophet. That's his vision. He wanted to be a prophet and I pointed out that when given the opportunity to actually help someone... He didn't. He dispassionately waved them off the stage. "I hope you get the help you need". That's what he said. And did the guy get it? Apparently not.

Hym "There it is! THEEEEEERE IT IS! I corrupted Jordan Peterson's vision. He wanted to be a prophet and considered one of the greatest thinkers of our generation but (unfortunately for him) he is neither of those things! And now he wants to take from me the things I want to be (or what he thinks I want to be) by denying reality and living a lie. And it's funny too because he IS kind of being heralded as a prophet BUT it's corrupted by the fact that he now has been made aware of the fact that he's full of shit. So, he's getting what he wants but it's a falsehood. I'm like the retard that fucked his co-workers! He's like ME! He's doing his little Jordan Peterson thing (like I was) and I'm fucking all his whore co-workers. I'm glad I treated the retard and the whores the way I did because apparently I was right to do that. Which means... RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! THE RIGHTEST RIGHTY TO EVERY RIGHT! OR WRITE! THE RIGHTEST WRITER! THAT'S ME!" 😁👈

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

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petersonian

Relating to Cassandra Peterson, aka, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Sexy, funny, dark.

She is absolutely Petersonian.
Did you see that new horrorshow? Very Petersonian.
They started out emo, but they have gotten more Petersonian, lately.

by lkjandersen October 16, 2021

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