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Heart pet

A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.
You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.
by PetsForYourSoul October 7, 2020
mugGet the Heart petmug.

Petting the horse.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.
by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012
mugGet the Petting the horse.mug.

pet tangerine

when a 12 year old child has a tangerine and it keeps rolling away and a 12 year old child starts squealing at him saying that its his pet tangerine and everybody starts cracking up so every time there is a tangerine rolling away or any tangerine in this world is now a pet tangerine
ISSA PET TANGERINEEEEEEE
by Nova da quail May 16, 2018
mugGet the pet tangerinemug.

Chia pet

"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"
by of the sea September 22, 2016
mugGet the Chia petmug.

Skin Pet

If cats and dogs are fur babies, actual babies must be skin pets.
Hey, did you hear, Jessica's pregnant with her second skin pet!

Hey, nice skin pet you got there.
by Pyra420 April 22, 2023
mugGet the Skin Petmug.

Pet Rape

When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.
Bro I didn’t want to pet my dog so she decided to just pet rape me
by Mr Smarty Oants August 7, 2021
mugGet the Pet Rapemug.

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.
“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle
by FyreFli January 23, 2018
mugGet the Pet the poodlemug.

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