A Good Persian

A term used by Persian baddies when they wanna trick a man into dating them, usually making them think that they said "good person"

Then after the first date, she plays you and dates other guys whom she said that she was a "good Persian" to.

btw I'm half Persian so I can confirm this.

"Baby, I'm a good Persian!"
"Okay good!"
*After the first date*
"LOL cya later ya obtuse dick!"

by stupid penis guy June 08, 2025

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persian pump

A term used to define a non Persian man who desires the life of a greased up sex jigalo, although in reality he is your average middle aged white man

Look over there that dudes a total Persian pump , poor dude is never getting laid

by Catmilkmillionaire May 17, 2021

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Persian Pepper Spray

When performing oral sex, your partner squirts into your eyes, causing a burning pain, like pepper spray

Jessica persian pepper sprayed me last night! My eyes still burn!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

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Persianism

the sham of Persian history promoted by biased Iranian claiming an empire extending from Africa to china and india .a fake history believed by almost all Persian people .that's the most annoying flex

screw all that persianism surfacing on the internet !

by Hojatkermani November 24, 2021

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