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Peanut Butter Splooge

Eating something so full of peanut butter goodness and wonder that you in fact jizz peanut butter everywhere.
I took Ben n Jerry's peanut butter cup and covered it in Reese's peanut butter sauce and then covered it in Reese's cups and the first spoon full caused massive explosion of Peanut Butter Splooge.
by jb81391 March 8, 2011
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Neutered Peanut Butter

Smooth, creamy PB. Aka peanut butter with out nuts
Dude, Josh was eating some neutered peanut butter on a spoon yesterday! What a pussy!
by newyorker478 October 28, 2011
mugGet the Neutered Peanut Buttermug.

peanut butter pussy

a hard tight nutty crusty hairy pussy full of cum.
by Gandalfchristmas August 2, 2016
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Peanut Butter Cup

The act of cupping your boyfriend's balls with a handful of peanut butter while going down on him.
I forgot to get Eric a Valentine's day gift so I gave him a peanut butter cup.
by NagathaChristie November 7, 2020
mugGet the Peanut Butter Cupmug.

peanut butter fluid

It is when a nigger girl squirts out black thick fluid.
by harpreet-the-back-builder June 12, 2009
mugGet the peanut butter fluidmug.

Peanut Butter Foldover

An un-circumsized penis.
Lowitt likes guys with a peanut butter foldover.
by Dorsey69 August 20, 2008
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peanut butter and jelly

A form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued shit, and bloody mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it's too late. This covert shit often creates an asscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this shit/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a "peanut butter and jelly sandwich".

Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
Yeah sorry I couldn't make it last night. I had a nasty Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.
by Reginald Vasquzz January 5, 2011
mugGet the peanut butter and jellymug.

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