paedophile

A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.

I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.

by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005

payed

paid for a person by another person

joy and robert payed for ellen

by choi December 28, 2005

paweewee

In short, a penis (you say it when you're too embarassed to say the word "penis").

How can I get ride of the HUGE herpes on my paweewee?!

by Mirka April 12, 2004

Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009

paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.

A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.

by drummeur March 31, 2010

PAed My Pants

To pee one's pants in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Dude: "Hey Kathy, can you pass me a greek dog?"

Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"

Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."

Kathy: "Totes"

by CrimsonMays June 16, 2010

paedophile

a person who shows a certain sexual interest in children and teenagers. often referred to as a 'gary'.

"look at that guy with those children! what a gary"
"i dont like gary, he's a complete paedophile"

by tracytuurrrnnbleeeeddddddd June 24, 2008