Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

paw moo

a sexy asian witha fat lucious booty cheeks

“omg is that paw moo!”

by frogcheeeese November 20, 2023

Pepsi paws

STINKY FURRY

PEPSI PAWS STINKY TIKTOK FURRIE 😍🥩

by Georgenotfoundddd April 6, 2021

Paw paw jeff

He awesome period

He is sick a paw paw Jeff

by anonymous October 21, 2020

PAW

An abbreviation used in text meaning "Parents Are Watching" to tell the other person that what you wrote may have been abridged because your parents are going to see it.

Similar: POS (Parent Over Shoulder)

We're going to the mall after school paw.

by Roggodoggocorgi February 15, 2022