Pal

A word only legally useable by 40+ year old white dads, who’s English lexicon is specifically limited to similar words such as: ‘bucko’ and ‘buddy’, and phrases such as: ‘newsflash’, ‘son of a gun’ and ‘listen here’

Guy 1: You’re a real asshat buddy
Guy2 Newflash pal, you’re gonna get a real beating if you don’t stop
Guy 2: You know bucko, you’re a true son of a gun

by LigmaBallsLMAO July 29, 2018

Pal

A term used to friendzone another. This is more often than not mistaken for being a kind, low key, way to let someone down but in reality is a soul crushing, mind numbing, kick to the face.

Guy: "hi~ you look gorgeous as always~"

Girl: "thanks, pal"

by Undeniable trash January 16, 2017

Pal

Someone you used to have a major crush on but turned out to be a player, used when u want to make them think u want to be friends

“Hey John..I think you’re better off just being my pal”

by Fbi guy April 30, 2018

Pal

Yih just got friend zoned bitch

I love you to pal

by __pettie__15 January 20, 2017

Pal

Usually used by people in discord who have no social life try their best to fit in!

Hey pal how have you been
Been a while pal can you drag me to vc?

by Justlivix May 26, 2024

Pal

A brick wall who stops Kumon workers from reading homework

bro I cant see

Pal moment

by horatioqpantaloons November 03, 2022

pal

You are a great pal if you protect Asian lives

Hey you are a great pal you protect Asian lives :)

by Stxrryshii April 04, 2021