Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Palmer Secondary

bad school to go to, annoying kids. some people i hate go there, specifically 3 people who's names i wont mention but the first letters are E, N, A. go there to make friends but avoid some annoying people (specifically those 3 if you get here by 2025)

Oh my gosh did you see E, N, and A going to Palmer Secondary? They're literally so annoying

by a guy that hates rcp September 9, 2022

Palmer

A beautiful girl who is always smiling. She is the happiest person you will ever meet and if you have her in your life never let her go. Even though she may not be the smartest and spelling

Palmer is a amazing friend she stopped me form crying

by Cider October 17, 2018

John Palmer

A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.

“Stop being a John Palmer, and come do the dishes!”

by Pocket changa December 19, 2020

Arnold Palmer

A half marijuana, half tobacco cigarette

Hey Ricky can you pass me the rest of that Arnold Palmer I want to get the cold spins.

by Darnell The Savage April 21, 2025

William Palmer

Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.

“Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin”

by Steven Hong November 21, 2021

Palmer

Stands from the phrase “palm colored”, meaning white person. A palmer specifically is a racist person, but the phrase is also used to describe a person wearing only white clothes, resembling kkk

I saw some Palmer today on the street.

by Thatdeadartist April 12, 2022