A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 19, 2022
when you are a cunt to everyone, and are always looking for something wrong.
usually a teacher that works in the library with nothing better to do with her time than to tell students off for wearing too much eyeliner
usually a teacher that works in the library with nothing better to do with her time than to tell students off for wearing too much eyeliner
by oscar2005 July 30, 2021
by Jayquelin13 August 30, 2019
A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.
by Pocket changa December 20, 2020
Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold
Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024
He is such a Dan Palmer
by Ben Wild69 June 01, 2022