A popular insult within IT circles. When making the L sign, use your 2nd finger to make it '3D', thus the person is a loser, in all aspects, no matter which way you look at it.
by vanitybear May 10, 2006
by blitzking80 October 02, 2009
Any and all individuals that think that their usually short lives so far are "so f'**n painful" they have to whine and cry about it on a regular basis in order to feel "special".
Woe is me, I'm such an "Emo Loser", I feel more deeply than anybody else in the whole wide world, including starving and prosecuted people with actual problems, and if you use your first amendment right to critisize me, I'll beat you to a pulp!
by mommo September 25, 2006
*After losing in a game of touch football*
Loser: That's not fair! The ball was slippery. The grass was too long.
Winner: Whatever...That's just loser talk.
Loser: That's not fair! The ball was slippery. The grass was too long.
Winner: Whatever...That's just loser talk.
by AlwaysAWinner April 12, 2009
The Loser's Manual is really a User's Manual one receives when making the purchase of an electronic gadget, or a new piece of lawn equipment, power tool, etc. The difference is that real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: Hey Kyle, I just bought this weed whacker, but can't figure out how to install the fishing line, can you hand me the User's Manual?
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.
by ReaperB October 24, 2013
"Girl you heard about Jacqui getting fired yesterday for fighting a customer?"
"Girl that's loser tea."
"Girl that's loser tea."
by OutterSpaceCooter July 03, 2021
This is a boy who tells you that he loves you, but really he just wants to lead you on and break your heart. This boy will tell you he loves you and then he will go after your friend, just to make you wish that you were closer to him. Your friends will usually know when a guy is a backstabbing loser, but the backstabbing loser will put up a charade that makes you fall more in love with him and then he will rip your heart out and throw it in the dirt. Your friends will warn you about this person, but you will ignore them and go after him and then regret it immediately.
Girl 1" Wow Marcus is such a backstabbing loser, I can't believe that he told you he loved you and then went after that other girl."
Girl 2 " I know right he is such an awful person.
Girl 2 " I know right he is such an awful person.
by girlwhohasbeenheartbroken February 11, 2018