take a gander

It means to "take a look at."

Not "to take a guess at."
Take a gander at that link I sent you when you get a chance. I think it'll really knock your heckin' socks off tbh.
by Lessen August 10, 2018
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take a shit

take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted
my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit
by bluebear April 09, 2020
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Takes the piss

Makes fun of
Sarah always takes the piss because she reckons I have an accent but she doesn't.
by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004
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Take a Blighty

To develop an illness or sustain an inury, possibly self inflicted, which will preclude you from work, but you can still enjoy a rich and varied social life.
Orginates from the 1914-18 War, when reluctant English soldiers would shoot themselves in the foot, to get returned to Blighty, or Great Britan, and invalided out of the Army.
Hangovers can count if passed of as food poisoning
-I intend to get so drunk tonight I will phone in sick tomorrow
-Oh really, are you about to Take a Blighty?
by BrettS September 04, 2006
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Taking The 40

Cincinnati slang for taking an obscene amount of time to complete a task.
Got damn NaShawn taking the 40 to roll up that loud, on baby!
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Gavin take

Having an opinion that is far worse than anyone can imagine, it’s a rare case in which your opinion is just wrong
Gavin: I think pistachio ice cream is actually really good
Jay: Gavin take
by Gavin Hater 554 June 24, 2023
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scorching take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!
by thehandsomechild August 24, 2021
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