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booze mattress

also known as, laying down a booze mattress

eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.

you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.

omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
by boooogeface May 11, 2013
mugGet the booze mattressmug.

cuppa booze

any spirit (vodka, whiskey, moonshine, etc.) on ice with a citrus garnish in a small glass. ratio/strength is dealer's choice.
"Anyone up for a cuppa booze?"
"Yeah dog! Whatever you're making."
by emivan September 7, 2017
mugGet the cuppa boozemug.

backseat and booze

A bunch of idiots singing songs terribly as if they were drunk
Today on Backseat and Booze we will sing Sweet home Alabama
by :) fight me bro :) February 18, 2019
mugGet the backseat and boozemug.

Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.
"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."
by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024
mugGet the Booze Mayonnaisemug.

booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption
by Raygun13 March 30, 2016
mugGet the booze bruisedmug.

booze sponge

Food you eat specifically at the end of a period of drinking
Please take me to Taco Bell on the way home. I could use a booze sponge.
by anonymous April 11, 2024
mugGet the booze spongemug.

Booze Kill

(noun): commonly used to refer to a person who has become sluggish, lazy and/or a complete Debbie Downer due to consumation of alcohol in large quantities
"I want to go home." "Jesus Christ, stop being such a booze kill and stfu, bitch.
by crew4life May 17, 2011
mugGet the Booze Killmug.

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