mall boarding

when you go to an abandoned mall, start skating on its sweet, smooth marble floor when some fat ass douche bag yells" hey no mall boarding in here!!!" and threatens to call the cops. then you proceed to out run him in a slow jog then skate your way out of the mall to piss them the fuck off

Douche: HEY! no mall boarding, im calling the cops!

you: fuck the police (skate your way out of there)

by em&sa January 28, 2009

degrassi-boards

Fascism in the form of a message forum for fans of the television show Degrassi. You are sorted into a clique that you can't change. The three cliques are the rebels, populars and the musicians. The mods are robotic and lock every post if it violates the Code of Conduct. Full of 11-25 year old retards who like to chat in the shoutbox and make retarded banners with zero photoshop skills. You can buy glowing usernames in the user store and whore yourself out for points in the shoutbox. The mods train the members to asskiss as much as possible.

YoYo13453: Hey, what are you doing?
SmileyGurlWhoA: im on dergassib-arods lol im so proud of my clique!! woo populars spirit week!!!
YoYo13453: I haven't been there in a while, not after one of the mods PMed me and told me to take my banner down.
SmileyGurlWhoA: YOU WILL BE ANIALATED.
YoYo13453: Um... what?
SmileyGurlWhoA: yay go popularzzz! lol lol :):):):)

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I'm sorry, but your post is missing important information. Read the fanfic forum rules and then PM I or one of the mods to open this thread up again. Sorry! :)

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Your banner is past regulation size, therefore you shall die. ;) EMAN 4 LIFE Y'ALLZ!

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Bitch Board

A term used for a FORUM of a BBS that was used to argue amongst other members. Sometimes refered to as a "War Board", the forum encouraged strong opinions and disputes for whatever one had on their mind.

Last night when I was on Back Bay's BBS, I started a hugh feud with Warlord666 on the Bitch Board.

by Noel Riggs August 19, 2006

street boarding

What you do when there is no available ski hill near you. A term strictly for snowboarders. Especially relevant after a snow storm. Must have hilly street avenues near your place in order to be completely effective. (Preferably no cars, please!)

Chick: Hey dude? Wanna go street boarding?
Dude: Sure. There's a sick load of snow on the streets.

by sporty_chick720 January 20, 2011

board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.

Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!

by KGsizzle July 6, 2007

pencil boarding

instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc32MGlpxI is where you can see mechanical pencil boarding at its finest.

by elysiatheamazing May 25, 2008

watermelon boarding

Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.

Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.

by Blah blah blah yada yada yada May 28, 2014