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vacation dick

Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.
Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.
by someguy...? June 1, 2016
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vacation dick

The type of dick that is so amazing it takes you to a whole new world.
That dude had vacation dick it took me on a trip to the milky way.
by Lil Ms.Kitty June 10, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.
Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break
by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016
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Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.
Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025
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vacation dick

1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man
Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"
by Cecilll June 16, 2016
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Vacation Dick

When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.
by McCheesy-1975 June 8, 2016
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Vacation

the best time of the fucking school year let's goooo!!!!
I love vacation oml-
by awoogawoogawuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu April 19, 2022
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