Peak Album Preacher

When someone listens to the most popular album by a band, so he/she thinks they are a fan and tell everyone that the band is the greatest.

Adam: OMG just listened to Nevermind by Nirvana. They are the best band everrr I'm gonna call everyone and tell them to download this.

Me: Dont listen to Adam, he's just a peak album preacher, he's never heard any of Nirvanas old stuff.

by Rvince June 01, 2009

dante's peak syndrome

The refusal to believe that something has happened or is about to happen

My boss couldn't believe the truck was really that late when I told him. He has Dante's peak syndrome

by Bigdrawers November 16, 2017

Peak post nut

The ultimate mental clarity a human reaches right after they orgasm, when the brain is no longer preoccupied with and fixated on sex.

After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.

by Smackawack November 22, 2022

polar peak entrance

An ice cream cone with 57 scoops

I can't believe he ordered a polar peak entrance!

by ThePlant27471966261 November 18, 2016

peak humor

literally any trans person but especially those who go by the names "bat" or "felix"

"ur so annoying i hate u sm"
"im literally peak humor fym?"

by nixbat July 25, 2021

Widows Peak

A receding hairline on both sides of the forehead with a sad tuft of hair pointing out down the middle.

Man did you see Logan’s widows peak? That’s a $20 cab ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

by MitchySlick December 06, 2019

Peaked too early

The act of overdoing it at the beginning of a multiple day music festival.

After downing a bottle of vodka before the first act, Justin had clearly peaked too early.

by Broohem August 25, 2011