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filthy nelson

gay sexual position when a guy is suspended in bondage, and fingered up the ass while getting a blowjob.
man Chris is such a pervert, he gave albert a filthy nelson last night.
by urmomsawhore August 3, 2012
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nelson

nelsoning. (v.) to lie. spam, invite yourself somewhere (adj.) to be a liar, compulsive lies.
My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.
by JjHair November 23, 2009
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the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)
Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.
by marc February 3, 2005
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Mrs Nelson

An English teacher that you just hate. The Mrs Nelson's of the world are usually old and have that amazing ability to give you a death stare that makes you want to go crawl underneath your desk and wait for the next nuclear bomb. They are sometimes but not always lesbian though they do show lesbian traits. If you know a Mrs Nelson I am sorry I really am.
Friend 1: Omg that person is giving me a death stare i think i might just go die now
Friend 2: she must be a Mrs Nelson
Friend 1: Agreed
by Hunters Waltz October 25, 2010
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Nelson Velez

An ugly version of the definiton of man whore.
He would do anything with a pussy that walks by.
Also can be used to mean ass hole, dick head, or any other insulting term.
oh my god, is jack really acting like a nelson? get rid of him!
by Very Angry Bitch February 28, 2005
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Nelson

Man is Nelson is a Nelson.
by wilfred89 October 4, 2018
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The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"
by mickey July 23, 2004
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