Nuclear dookie

A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.

Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.

Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.

by KennyBroflovski January 1, 2024

Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb

The Sex act where a male, whom has eaten enough spicy Japanese styled food, that he has not performed a bowel movement all week, in the middle of intercourse onto a hairy male, close to climax the guy stands over him and proceeds to not just ejaculate on the male, but releases several pounds of hot diarrhea on his stomach, that all of her body hair is flatten down

"Tim and I, decided to reenact WWII last night after our date so we did the Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb"

by JamesPage January 27, 2025

Nuclear bomb

A giant Fucking bomb

look a Nuclear bomb

well i guess i am going to FUCKING DIE

by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 8, 2022

Nuclear Horsepiss

Monster Energy drink.
Often found in the bladders of chernobyl horses.
That is where Monster harvests their produce

"This tastes like nuclear horsepiss"

by MrMattz February 14, 2018

10 megaton nuclear warhead

the most EPIC thing you could bring on a train, but make sure it’s the last train to san fernando.

“i LOVE 10 megaton nuclear warheads”
“i am going to send a 10 megaton nuclear warhead to your home tonight my friend”

by oppenheimerofficial December 20, 2023

nuclear warhead

A shit of immeasurable size that is commonly accompanied with helpless grunting and severe clogging of toilets.

Damn my friend dropped a huge nuclear warhead in the locker room!

by bruhinator 2000 August 28, 2020

nuclear nyash

a nyash so huge it seems to be powered by nuclear energy.

sk: “yo b lemme tap that nuclear nyash of urs”

by you’ll never find me July 22, 2022