husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

Damn Husband

A husband that pisses off all your friends and your parents like him because of his job

That damn husband is just the worst, we all hate him.

by Are Kelli September 1, 2022

trashy husband

A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.

Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!

by Melodic Keys August 10, 2017

husband steal

Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.

"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"

by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012

gojos husband

a person who is married to gojo satoru
and usually lives in a small one story white house with a grey shingled roof with satoru gojo figurines

'this guy is totally gojos husband' said the teacher

by krunkatr0nic November 25, 2023

husband head

Slang for being in that “husband” state of mind where you are thinking and acting just like a husband, especially as it pertains to being emotionally disengaged or verbally unresponsive.

Oh well, I have a very bad case of spousehearing right now, I am the total poster boy for husband head!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2024