Confuse abuse

To confuse abuse someone is very similar to emotional abuse. Imagine every day you are made to feel like you have done something wrong and everything is your fault when in reality it isn’t, it is the other person - that is confuse abuse. To drive someone who hasn’t done anything wrong insane whilst they try figure out what is up. To constantly have a go at someone for nothing. Confuse abuse can lead into several mental health problems such as: psychosis, depression, anxiety and low self esteem. This can also result in suicide or extreme depression. If you think you are getting confuse abused... tell someone, get help.

I just don’t understand what I am doing so wrong every day to deserve this, I’m getting confuse abused.

by El0963 April 3, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.

Confused you all are.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020

I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018

Slayfully confusing

When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep

Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep

by Remiratty October 27, 2022

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023