Skip to main content

Funny River

A small community near soldotna,alaska but is actually technically in Sterling, Alaska. A group of people mostly senior citizens, and 99% of them are hypocritical and judgemental bastards that dont want to accommodate the younger generation living in the area whatsoever.

The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."

(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.

Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)

If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
Example of word as noun or verb:

I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"

- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
by Chsto2girlnmom May 17, 2019
mugGet the Funny Rivermug.

Funny socks

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.
by Spermhands October 6, 2018
mugGet the Funny socksmug.

Re-funny

Finding something funny, completely forgetting about it, then re-experiencing it and finding it funny all over again.
You read a funny text, put your phone down to return to your conversation, and upon finishing your conversation you pick the phone back up and having forgotten all about it, reread it and found it re-funny.
by TaraStar October 12, 2009
mugGet the Re-funnymug.

funny touching

When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.
Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!
by bikergang420 April 23, 2019
mugGet the funny touchingmug.

poop is funny

Finatticz - Don't Drop That Thun Thun
poop is funny and your cann'ot deny that
by rowleyjeffson November 22, 2020
mugGet the poop is funnymug.

funny mogus

Referring to Amogus.

Yet another misspelling of Among Us, just slightly altered.
Me: funny mogus
Some stranger: man, shut up. amogus is dead.
by Other K YT April 6, 2021
mugGet the funny mogusmug.

Funny Song

dededededendededendedede duck dododododo pApDaTo nanannannnnanannannnannnananananannnnannanannanannnnanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dis funny song will make u laugh
by coolgirlXD February 25, 2021
mugGet the Funny Songmug.

Share this definition