nompty

Nompty: You are slightly retarded but not completely retarded, it sounds best with a Irish Accent. Could also mean your have a small penis

Pronounced: nom-teh
"Your a fuck'n nompty"
"You've got a small nompty"
"Oh, you stupid nompty"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Nompty

A person or thing that is partially retarded but not completly retarded.
Can also be a person with a chode or a small penis.

Best said in Irish Accent
Pronounced: Nomp-teh

Examples:

"You're a fucking nompty"
"You have a small nompty you shit cunt"
"Did you hear about that stupid fucking nompty?"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Nympho-Symphony

The rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.

Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?

Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.

Fella 1: Wot in fornication?

by Applesowce8572 May 19, 2017

Nympho-Symphony

The combination of grunts, moans,

and the rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.

Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?

Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.

Fella 1: Wot in fornication?

by Applesowce8572 May 19, 2017

nomprobs

When you're hungry but the only food in the house is cat biscuits

Oh no! I've got nomprobs...

by Essie May 19, 2017

Nimph

A word to call one of ur best friends who you find so crazy but so awesome.

Love ya, you NIMPH!!

by TUNABAE June 14, 2017

nophonophobia

The fear of not having your phone near you at all times. The person using their phone all day.

Because Donald has nophonophobia, he can't even go through class without texting his friends in school.

by will9183 October 13, 2017