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Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)
by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018
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Jacket Rape

When you see a hot chick and you want to do her but without asking. So you put on a long coated jacket then proceed to go up and quickly rap it around her before she runs away. Then you rape her in the jacket.
Pervert (in the alley): Mmm. Imma gonna jacket rape that bitch.
Hot chick (walking by alley): Who's there?! AHH HELP!

Pervert: *Quickly raps jacket around the hot chick* - You aint getting away. Nsk nsk nsk.
by TacosBitch January 17, 2010
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Jacket boner

A jacket boner is when your jacket zip pops up into the shape of a boner.
HAHAHAHAHA look that dood has a jacket boner
by connor holling September 12, 2019
mugGet the Jacket bonermug.

wu jackets

Wu Jackets are guns.
"Black Wu Jackets, queen bees ease the guns in."
by G TrickP August 19, 2006
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Jacket potato

Would you like some pork in your jacket potato love?
by Maaklaar August 14, 2011
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Grandpa jacket

The sagging skin on a very old penis.
He spilled red wine all over his pants, and he went to take them off right there in the restaurant. Good thing he had a grandpa jacket so no one really saw his dong.
by grandpaJacket March 18, 2011
mugGet the Grandpa jacketmug.

pink jacket

pink jacket is when your having anal sex and you hit the receiver in the head so they pass out (alot like donkey punch) so their ass relaxes and you pull your dick out but when you do you pull some off their large intestines out this giving the cone shaped jacket aka the pink jacket
anal sex that screws up your partners bum and creates a pink jacket from their large intestine
by razzatazza January 11, 2008
mugGet the pink jacketmug.

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