MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER

CONSISTS OF multiple SEX ACTS done to a MANDATORY SHITEATER who has to do or has done to them at a MANDATORY SEX PARTY iwhich is MANDATORY to attend so you won't get arrested.

OK, do this guy in AFRICA had SHIT SMEARED everywhere by others all over their anatomy and ANAL ALAN the SHIT you just made the as the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER as at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY you will be told to take off all your clothes go to the STAGE where you are asked and hand the cannisters of SHIT too the STAGE EMCEE and the ones responsible will be the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARERS as all over your body you being the SHIT SMEAREE they will SMEAR SHIT and in order to GO IN DRY as you did they have to first let all the SHIT dry as they do have the SHIT FANS as you've seen them and by you ANAL ALAN standing where the SHIT HITS THE FAN. drying your SHIT and after all the SHIT DRIES you get TRAUMAUCKING A PEDOPHILE TREATMENT where they go in dry as the ASSH0LE has been prepared for the SEX ASSHOLE DICK BALLS ORGY at the SPORTS BAR where the origin of TICK TOCK SPLOTCH , TIK TOK SPLOTCH, TICK TOK SPLOTCH , and TIK TOCK SPLOTCH rule as well as you must MANDATORY CUM at the SEX PARTY.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 15, 2021

Hard Mandate

A completely made up term with no real power. Used by a shady private EMS employer to scare employees into compliance when extra personnel are needed on the road.

Man, scheduling called me in the middle of the day to try to hard mandate me. They know I work nights.

by LizardSlinger October 27, 2020

Melissa Mandala

To be so spun that everything you say sounds like Cartman from the popular South park cartoon.

Damn Melissa Mandala, all over Augusta, Georgia, especially that Scarlett woman with altered egos.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

mandarin'd

Past tense of to visit a Mandarin restaurant (a Chinese Buffet chain, located in Southern Ontario).

Last night it was my best friend's birthday, so a bunch of us got together and mandarin'd it up!

by Co-D May 8, 2008

Mandatory fail party

The term used for a mandatory tutoring session or something of the like that you must attend when you fail a test. Instead of saying mandatory tutoring, you say mandatory fail party to make it not sound as lame.

"Shit! I failed my psych exam. Now the professor is going to make me go to mandatory fail party."

by ChristyRoad April 16, 2009

mandals

mandals are an evolution of manboots, genetically adapted for warmer climates and rebel hippies who don't mind wearing leather footwear. mandals have the sturdy sole of the manboot, the durable leather upper and side coverings, and sometimes a steel shank in the mid sole for extra stonelike stepping manliness. mandals are for the few not the many, not everyone can pull the look off. some will look foolish. others will look so natural in them that no other footwear is even conceivable for them.

mandals are only cool on acidhead stoner drop outs who look and act just like jesus christ or che guevara. every other guy, no.

when brad pitt has long hair and long wild beard and mustache, he could pull of mandals very well. but without that - probably not so well.

by theholymandals November 21, 2011

manda

Manda is a term used to describe a type of person.

These people are usually dim young white girls who believe that having a kid at the age of 14-17 is a career choice as the goverment will pay for the upkeep for the rest of their damn lives.

(jim)That girl at the back of the bus is a right Manda...
(andre)which one?
(jim)the one with 6 the kids
(andre) HaHa...Oi Manda crash us a fag!

by Jim Wells August 18, 2006