theholymandals's definitions
mandals are an evolution of manboots, genetically adapted for warmer climates and rebel hippies who don't mind wearing leather footwear. mandals have the sturdy sole of the manboot, the durable leather upper and side coverings, and sometimes a steel shank in the mid sole for extra stonelike stepping manliness. mandals are for the few not the many, not everyone can pull the look off. some will look foolish. others will look so natural in them that no other footwear is even conceivable for them.
mandals are only cool on acidhead stoner drop outs who look and act just like jesus christ or che guevara. every other guy, no.
when brad pitt has long hair and long wild beard and mustache, he could pull of mandals very well. but without that - probably not so well.
when brad pitt has long hair and long wild beard and mustache, he could pull of mandals very well. but without that - probably not so well.
by theholymandals November 21, 2011
Get the mandalsmug.