Thirst Monster

A person who needs constant attention. To "thirst" on a regular basis; day by day thirst. When the "thirst" goes above and beyond.

Me: Oh man I cant wait to go see Joe tonight, he is taking me out to dinner and a movie.
Cousin: Ooo I can I come? If I cant come can I get a doggie bag? Tell Joe I said "Hai.."
Me: Nah thirst monster.

by lammzdegreatness May 18, 2013

Cake Monsters

The best, and I mean it, the BEST game out there. A game that can only be found on SumDog. Cake Monsters is a game of sheer knowledge, speed, and precision. Only the greats can be called a Cake Monsters Legend, and if they are called that, they are a master of Maths, Cake Monsters, and nothing else.

I wouldn't test that guy at Cake Monsters if I were you, I hear that guy practices every day. He's practically a Cake Monsters Legend, man!

by Goat_011 April 17, 2020

bogus monster

descriptive of a circumstance or object that is ridiculously bogus or incredulous.

That's totally bogus monster, dude.

by INACT1VE March 4, 2011

monster verse

Pull up in a monster automobile gangster, with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka, Yes I'm in a tonka, Color of Willy Wonka, You could be the King, But watch the Queen Conquer. First things first, I'll eat your brains, then Imma start rocking Gold teeth and fangs, 'cause that's what a motherfuka monsta do, hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster do, Monster Giuseppe Heels is the Monster Shoe, Young Money is the roster and the monster crew! And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank, with a funny face, and if I'm fake, I ain't noticed, cause my money aint. "So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie? While my features and my shows ten times your pay? 50k for a verse", no album out, yeah my money so tall that my barbies gotta climb it, hotter than a middle eastern climate, find it, Tony Mattlehorn duty wine it, wine it, Nicki on your titties when I sign it, and these n----- so one track minded, "But I really really don't give an F U C K. Forget barbie. Fuck Nicki, cause she's fake. She on a diet" But my pockets eatin cheesecake... and I say, bride of Chucky is childsplay. I just killed another career, it's a mild day. Besides yay, they can't stand besides me. I think me and you should menage friday.Pink Whip Thick Ass Give Em Whip Lash
Think Big Get Cash Make Em Blink Fast
Now Look At What You Just Saw
This Is What You Live For
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a motherfuckin MONSTER

"I love the monster verse. Nicki killed it!"
"Yes man I know. I can't stop listening to it. It gives me power."
"I'm obsessed, I can even rap the whole thing!!"
"Me too... also I heard Kanye wanted to take it out of the song because it was too good!"

by VoiceRaw May 30, 2016

Grotto Monster

A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California.

No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.

"Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!"

by DR Griffin July 28, 2009

Monster cockadoodledoo

Sex as the sunrises

Me and shana did the old monster cockadoodledoo this morning

by Mastercaboose June 25, 2016

Cringe Monster

A person who is disgusting or does disgusting things.

Chaz: Er, look at kerry, she has really greasy hair!
Emuls: I know! What a Cringe Monster!

Emily: I slept with my best mates boyfriend..
Chaz&Em: What a Cringe Monster!!

by Morrwick June 15, 2009