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Mongolian brothers

when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed
i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.
by blackstever December 19, 2012
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Mongolian Vacation

A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011
Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?

Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011
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Mongolian Mouth Music

The sounds of receiving oral sex while throwing up and or pulling trig
I got way too drunk last night, but that skank Bethany gave me that Mongolian Mouth Music
by Tuckajleo May 10, 2024
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Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019
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mongolian tiptoe

You can tiptoe for 8 hours? Well I can Mongolian tiptoe for 8 seconds.
by franspam June 2, 2024
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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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Mongolian meat stick

3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them
Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!
by Edgingmenforfun69 April 5, 2024
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