mobile

a small wireless telecommunications device used to contact people on. not to be confused with a 'cell phone', the mobile's primative american cousin, a 'cell phone' also runs on 'gasoline' whereas the more techincaly advanced mobile uses petrol.

i taunted americans with my mobile
i called tony blair on my mobile
i hit a rapist with my mobile

by William Gates February 4, 2005

Soccer Mom Mobile

1) Something that Dottie drives around, because she has nothing better to do but drive her Subaru Forester after a hard day's work at the racquetball club, providing the less fortunate with yellow tennis balls that only Attorney At Law, Mr. S. Herzog could appropriately have a use for.
2) Something that Dottie's son Chris Dellvlin owns and drives, also known as the Jeep Grand Cherokee, that is of course before he finds the wonder of remembering the Titan.

Holy shit! Was that the Flavor Savor himself stroking his goatee while on his headset with his mom Dottie telling her he was arriving into the garage (on his ninth phone call exchange with her to report his whereabouts) after a fine day of racing with the Spencer Racing Team, landscaping, and tapping it up in a game of TAPS? Why yes, I do believe 'twas he, the man with that awesomely hot fat chick (also sometimes seen with a dark haired freak who uses him for rides)cruising around in his Soccer Mom Mobile for the last time today, as tomorrow he is said to be purchasing an even more renowned vehicle simply known as the mini-van converted to pick-up truck itself--the "Spearmint Gumball"--the prestigious $20,000 two-wheel drive Titan.

by I wish I could say that this was Devlin, but sadly I'm not THAT lucky!! April 14, 2005

Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.

I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.

by John Phillips April 19, 2006

whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 7, 2011

mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.

I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.

by ra_starz_again June 26, 2007

mole frijole

1. n/v: pouring chocolate sauce on your partner's backside and then tossing their salad.
2. n: that 'special' chunky coating on a male or a toy's exterior after anal intercourse.

When he went south-of-the-border with his lover he gave her the most fantastic mole frijole known to humankind.

by m. sherman March 30, 2008

mobile

The only word Australian and British people use to describe a 'cell phone'. I have never heard an Aussie say 'cell phone'.

Hint: To be cooler, say: 'Mobie'.
"Have ya got ya mobile on ya?"
"Some muh-fucka jacked me for my mobie."

by Diego August 21, 2003