Bunk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist

Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bunk mission

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

French missionary

Being like the the French in WWII and just laying on your back taking the dicking from everyone.

Dude Rachel got the ole french missionary from the language club.

by Shanemane January 30, 2022

meat pouch missionary

When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket

He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary

by #Teameverhard September 13, 2021

Mission Impossible Teabag

The Mission Impossible Teabag is an extension of the practical joke to Teabag someone: To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter. To be a Mission Impossible Teabag one must be suspended in the air above the victim. The star position works well, but if required, a tuck and ball position may be used if mates are used to support your body over the victim.

Jess was wondering what the new pulley system and rock climbing rope/harness attached to the ceiling was for, but she later found out when she saw the pictures posted all over the internet at 4chan.com under this weeks Mission Impossible Teabag

Mel was so tired from work she didn't even make it to bed and just crashed out on the couch. So as boys do, with trusty friends there to hold his arms, Geoff was lowered over to do the deed and performed another successful Mission Impossible Teabag

by AJ_Phlare October 8, 2010

missionary

Most likely the most used and liked position in gay sex. Now the straight side has been told many times.
Now, the gay side, why would one like that position most?
As said in a previous definition it is because it is the position in which it is easiest to insert without harming. Especially for first timers, since it will hurt when not accustomed to it. It also is more personal, with the participants facing each other, making kissing possible and the expressions visible to each.

One guy lays on his back, with his legs around the others waist or on the others shoulders. While the other has his legs on each side of the first guys hind quarters, inserting in a kneeling position. This opens up the bottom's anus, making it easier for both participants.

"Joshua preferred doing the missionary position with his bf Chris, so that he could see his face and expression of pleasure as they made love."

by The Only True Definer February 12, 2009

mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman

"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."

by Jake March 23, 2004

missionaries

A group of annoying religeous fanatics who come to your door to attempt to convert you to their pathetic religeon. Usually having no respect for anybody else but their own scewed beliefs about how they can become gods, and in the case of the mormons, racism and polygamy.
-Immune to logic
-Wears a suit and tie usually
-Funded by massive religeous projects that rip money out of the poor dumb people who follow them
-Travel in groups of 2 usually
-Extremely stupid, and they often sacrifice a whole 2 years of their lives (thats 2% of your life if your optimistic).

Hello there, we have come to tell you about some great news! Fact of the matter is, you can be IMMORTAL! you can actually FLY and make black people pick cotton for you. just JOIN our religeon. DO IT NOW OR DIE! WERE A MISSIONARIES!

by mogel September 25, 2006