mirror bitch

A big-city urban democrat, usually a female, who compares you to a list of popular images and then judges you without any empathy, based on her findings. A mirror bitch will attempt to encapsulated your entire soul with a single word or phrase using wit that relies heavily on double-entendre and her knowledge of a pop-culture. A mirror bitche's end goal is to humiliate you in front of a large group of people at a party by showing you and them your true reflection, which she controls.

Some Mirror bitch just called me Tommy Booze-Cruise

by ditch June 6, 2017

Mirror Melter

What happens when your car sits in the sin to long and melts your side mirrors off

Scott told me so today is supposed to be a real mirror melter

by Mirror Melter February 26, 2023

mirror stalking

the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.

all men in the gym enjoy mirror stalking between sets

by mikalobe420 August 6, 2012

Mirror Dumb

When you are oblivious to someone staring at you in a mirror
Anthony Saadey

I'm checking this chic out in the mirror and she doesn't even know it cuz she's mirror dumb

by Juan Ken9bi October 3, 2025

Mirror Mirror on the wall

A story about how ugly drag queens destroy mirrors

Mirror Mirror on the wall who is ugliest drag queen? Mirror replies, "I can't lie all drag queens make people barf!" The mirror cracked after seeing the nasty drag queen. All American Drag queens were shipped to Moscow as a reward for Putin for his Trump support.

by queensburykid August 26, 2023

distorted mirrors

The most hardcore band ever.

Dude, Distorted Mirrors is AWESOME!

by MusicGuru12 October 12, 2008

skin mirror

Skin that is so oily and/or shiny that one can virtually see his or her reflection in it.

I don't mind the fact that Nancy has a skin mirror---as a matter of fact, I think that if she starts using makeup and all that other shit, she'll ruin her complexion!

by pentozali May 3, 2009