Mikey

Some gay nigga twitter.com who always begging for female attention

Guy 1: *posts screenshot of girl*
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women

by WOBOWOW October 5, 2020

The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III December 11, 2011

mikeys

New slang for money.

Person 1: How's your new job?
Person 2: It's pretty great. I make so many mikeys that I might start tipping my doctor.

by Albamakid103 June 5, 2023

Mikey

A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.

Mikey is amazing

by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 11, 2023

Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.

"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"

by edddddie November 7, 2023

Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.

"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"

by edddddie November 7, 2023