Miguel is Someone who thinks they are all that.Just really ugly, just like there wannabes “hoes”. They have anger issues the need to solve. They act like they know everything. They are really dumb.
by (:(you decide April 10, 2022
black boy with the thickest juiciest ass that loves to 360 no scope his mouth onto other thick long juicy cockers and hit up thick people just to flex his thicker ass
by miguelissothicklikeomg November 22, 2021
miguel is a thick black boy with probably the biggest bunda you will ever see. his farts emit radioactive waves that make all men within 30km radius attracted to his fatass bunda.
by miguelissothicklikeomg November 22, 2021
Miguel Reyes is a gamer who has a girlfriend and they both are gamers. And he tells her everyday that he loves her but she thinks she that's how it works, the guy suppose to please the girl then soon break up with girl, and she also thinks that he just says that to make her feel like it's real. And they are best friends and she feels like they aren't dating she thinks that they just move up more level of friendship instead of moving up to the relationship.
Andrea Porter is the girl and Miguel Reyes, miguel reyes, they are still dating right now and later.
by Sillylover15 February 29, 2016
I pulled out of her mouth and gave her a white Miguel last night. She says that it’s good for her skin.
by Anthony-tone August 03, 2024
You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 16, 2019
by crutiatus February 05, 2021