Micro-Cuck

A man with a micro penis that wants men with regular sized cocks to pleasure their female partner.
Craigs List Ad: Micro-Cuck ISO man with regular, to slightly smaller penis to satisfy my wife.
by FillyWonka January 15, 2024
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Micro-toxic

micro-toxic (adj.): Describing individuals who fake non-toxicity while frequently resorting to passive-aggressive behavior and exhibiting traits of jealousy.
Jack, a self-proclaimed supporter of his friends' successes, often masked his micro-toxic tendencies. Despite his seemingly kind demeanor, he would subtly undermine their achievements through backhanded compliments and snide remarks, revealing his underlying envy and passive aggression.
by Sinakhaniofficial July 15, 2023
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microing

The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.
Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?
by mikesmakesmehard December 03, 2019
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micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015
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micro dickism

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome
Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.
by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024
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Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.
She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.
by Michelvis August 01, 2017
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micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.
Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.
by Bottom Ford September 28, 2010
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