Merntmerntmernt

1.A fag thats going to get his head beaten in.

2.A slanderous homosexual who needs to get a life and stop stalking twins.

3.A person who obviously has no balls as shown by his attempt to slander them anonymously.

4.A coward who's ultimate fate will be slow torturous prison rape by a heavyset man with a testicular piercing.

I'm so sad about the size of my penis. Well....better go bother the twins instead of laying around all day wiping my moms ass. Merntmerntmernt!

by Iwillbeatyourass<3 July 8, 2012

meretricophile

a man who likes being associated with prostitutes; whore-monger.

The girl happened to marry a meretricophile and her life became hell on earth.

by uttam maharjan March 4, 2012

Merr

1.a word used to avoid a question or awkward situation

2.to express some kind of emotion

1.(nothing but silence) Merr!
2.what the merr, you just knocked my books down

by Merr productions September 25, 2014

Merit

Merit, a popular female german name originating from old greek " margarites " meaning pearls and estonian " meri " meaning ocean/ girl from the ocean, which also means in egyptian " the loved ".
The most beautiful woman ever seen. Known to randomly start dancing and throw out derp faces, also smiles so adorably wide that it reaches her eyes. A very very special girl who won't just love you with her mind and soul she'd take a bullet for the people she likes.
She's down to do anything anywhere, likes to participate in new sports and trying new experiences.
A meme who also knows when to be a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance.
Not only is she artistically talented her music taste is on a whole other level, so feel intimidated.

Girl 1: " Oh yeah fam, what did you say that girl from class 10 A was called? "
Girl 2 : " Do you mean Merit?! Ugh she's so cool, I wish I had her as a friend "
Girl 1 : " Yeah her! And same. "

by kimyoonseokbts November 18, 2016

merr le merr

The definition can mean a variety of things dependent on how its being used.

If you're in a great mood, Merr le Merr!

If something isn't going your way or you want to say no, Merr le Merr.

" Hey, did you want to order pizza?"

-Merr le Merr!!

" I got the estimate to fix your car, $535.00"
- Merr le Merr

by Merrlemerr November 19, 2016

Merricat

A psychopath but adorably cute with those starry eyes staring at your souls and slowly eating up bit by bit.

"Hey, did you know Ant the new kid on tha block? She's merricat !"

by Sluttychappati January 3, 2017

Meerten

Meerten is a Nickname that is often used on people that are called Maarten. They are funny but are sometimes very frustrating, but they are nice and super hot

Why is that guy so irritating?
He is a Meerten.

Omg why is that thing over there so hot?
It's a Meerten

by Hoskafof March 19, 2017