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mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018
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Vulva mayonnaise

A jar full of Harry Munk draped all over a lucky ladys vulva.

Similar to garlic sauce on a kebab.
I spat my Vulva mayonnaise all over her Chevy Chase
by Jamo666 December 10, 2023
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mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti
Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.
by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014
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mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 11, 2016
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Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth
Oh yeah, last night i gave her the biggest mayonnaise bomb
by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023
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Mayonnaise

On an escalator
Goin upstairs so see ya later
by merryMidlifecrisis December 14, 2021
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poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!
Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise
by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022
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