When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.
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Information theory has concepts of entropy and the only way we all see the real matrix, IMHO, is when people agree halfway between 0 and 1 is 1. 011235813 is my number. "Inflation" in cosmological theory happens when you get to ? 3.
369.0.0 = 3 dots, 6 dots, 9 dots. .
369 and the imaginary 0 and decimal place makes 5 things.
THE MATRIX 5
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Get it, Neo's ? :-) SLN.me/app dial 3 for operator ! it works !
Information theory has concepts of entropy and the only way we all see the real matrix, IMHO, is when people agree halfway between 0 and 1 is 1. 011235813 is my number. "Inflation" in cosmological theory happens when you get to ? 3.
369.0.0 = 3 dots, 6 dots, 9 dots. .
369 and the imaginary 0 and decimal place makes 5 things.
THE MATRIX 5
BABY GENIUSES 6
Get it, Neo's ? :-) SLN.me/app dial 3 for operator ! it works !
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Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
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Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
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The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.
Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
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