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MATCH TAN

Richest guy in Singapore with multi millions properties.
Match Tan is the Realtor in Singapore who owns multi millions properties.
by Match777 November 22, 2021
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Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
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Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
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match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!
by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023
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Match attax

Did you get the new match attax pack?
by plaathe March 26, 2023
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is somebody gonna match my freak

“is somebody gonna match my freak” is like this super catchy phrase from Tinashe’s song “Nasty” that just blew up on tiktok. it became huge because of this white boy dancing to it, and people started making all these memes with his video. tinashe is basically saying she’s tryna have someone match her freak and nasty, and she kills the game every time. now everyone’s using it to ask if someone can keep up with their wild, fun energy. it's literally the song of summer 2024, a true banger that everyone’s obsessed with. stream Nasty by Tinashe to match her freak <3
my mom tried to do the viral tiktok dance with me and said, "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and i almost died laughing. she actually killed it though!
by nikecadet21 June 24, 2024
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Meat Matching

When comparing anything to anything, sizing someone up, pocket watching, glazing, etc. Can be used in a negative or positive manner.
Example: 1

Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Example: 2

Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!

Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"
by thatguybgreen December 10, 2025
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