Stylish Italian name. A handsome dude, gets along with everyone. Huge cock, extremely sexy. Cool guy all around. Will have a meme reference for every situation
Dude: "Damn, did you meet Gian Marco? He's my guy"
Dudette: "I'm gonna offer him a drink, he seems awesome"
Dudette: "I'm gonna offer him a drink, he seems awesome"
by Bullet cat November 21, 2021
Get the Gian Marcomug. by Aaaaaaagdhfjnfndj June 30, 2022
Get the Marco's Pizzamug. The toughest fucing dude alive. A Marco is so tough, that his dick skin is harder than the worlds strongest deadlifters hands. Oh and also, hes he coolest nigga alive. A Marco Tejada can only be a Tough Fucking Faggot if he drives a Lancer. The only person coming close enough to be as tough as him is if you drive a Yukon with a flow master.
by faxonlynoprinter September 2, 2018
Get the Marco Tejadamug. by anonymous October 2, 2020
Get the Bloody Marcomug. by Exploding Tentacles December 23, 2021
Get the Marco Bodt'dmug. He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.
Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021
Get the Simon-Marcomug. by san.toryu March 26, 2021
Get the Marco The Phoenixmug.