Lose-Lose Win-Win

1. Think of something you know you need to do, but that you don't want to do.
2. Stop waiting and go do it.
3. Don't listen to me.
4. Don't let me tell you what to do.
5. Do what you want.

And that's an example of a lose-lose win-win.

by Ferington January 27, 2021

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

by specialbreh June 10, 2018

losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 11, 2016

you lose... a trillion dollars

what you say before blowing up a bi9n ladens taxi cab

wait here a minute..... you lose... a trillion dollars!

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

lose

You landed here because you can't keep "lose" and "loose" apart.

"lose": Hey man, how the hell did we lose this round in CS?
"loose": Damn Ritchie, I'm telling you, Sarah's cunt is loose as fuck.

by WllyWnkr April 1, 2021

Losing

Losing is the act of doing drugs and saying you’re not a drugee
(Losing is also claiming that you’re not losing in life if you do this)

Wow that person is a loser, she does drugs but tells her loved ones she isn’t losing in life.

by Yosha Man April 28, 2021