Longest word

The longest English word is: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Person: hey do you know what the longest word is.
Me: I know the English one.
Person: ok what?
Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Person: …

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 8, 2021

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

Longbeach’D

When you see a friend that moved to Long Beach after not seeing them for sometime made a complete 180 and is almost unrecognizable… the hair is now braided he now refers to everyone as “shlatt”he bought a 1000 grill and rides around on a hover board in the year 2022.

That ni**a got Longbeach’D

Honey did you see that man that was incredibly long-beached

by Caplo November 10, 2021

longhorn lines

Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.

If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.

by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 11, 2021

longeterew

Is a italian name, he is more studip than a rock.

Look at Longeterew he is so dumb

by Encelone November 22, 2021

Lingheswaran

One of the smartest person with attractive personality! The one who will not be satisfied with the score of 99% out of 100. At the same time, a Lingheswaran is a caring and loving human being! Lingheswaran knows how to be there for others and knows how to set a limit so that Lingheswaran's own peace is not disturbed! A selfish human who knows how to draw the line while building a relationship with others! A human with a charitable heart with a naughty and playful nature. Outsiders might think Lingheswaran as an arrogant person, but deep inside Lingheswaran is a child. Lingheswaran is an open book but knows what to share and what to keep!

You are so attractive! Just like a Lingheswaran.

by whatyousay November 23, 2021

Longerbone

A very unfortunate last name.

1: "Hey, what's your last name?"
2: "...Longerbone..."
All but 2: *Dying of laughter*

by TheDankestOfEngines December 6, 2021