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local ordnance

A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.
Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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local lingo

I'm going to London! I need to learn the local lingo!
by Jessica Hannah April 16, 2017
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Local Pot Spot (LPS)

A local/nearby location which is safe to smoke at without being caught.
Troye Sivan: Hey, do you know where there's a local pot spot (LPS)?

Security Guard: Yes, you can go to that balcony over there.
by BiStander June 12, 2018
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Local

The Definition Of Local Is Amy.
She’s such a local,
What an amy
by Kkkkkkj92929 March 3, 2019
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Local

Local, formally used as “getting local” is hard to define. The base definition is just getting together with your friends and having a good time; mostly used in the college scene
Hey Chris what are you up to tonight ?
I don’t know man but Let’s get local!
by Qefntowo December 23, 2023
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smoked out local

Someone who is a sick ass foo, usually smoked out from some kind of substance whether it be Marijuana or something harder, they will likely be too smoked out to function and will be on a complete sick one at all times.
Do you see that tweaked out foo walking down the street with his socks to his knees, that's a smoked out local.
by OG Logi July 19, 2024
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Local Sheep

An individual who appears innocent and pure but is secretly kinky and freaky. Seen typically with a blonde mullet, the local sheep tends to deny being one. Often seen calling other people the local sheep, they tend to project their own fetishes onto others.
Aren't you such a good boy? You're my local sheep
by Village Chief August 19, 2025
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