I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024

literally anybody who watched jojos

A godly human being with a good sense of humour and an amazing taste. They get all the girls

Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*

thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people

literally anybody who watched jojos are the best

by mem1 April 26, 2022

Literally

Not literal

OMG boomers are literally destroying my life right now!!

by wharf minos June 10, 2024

Literal Hell

P.I. at Best Buy, Oof.

"Wow best buy P.I. is literal hell, don't you think boyo?"

by Ooof Man August 30, 2018

literally just an a

it’s a fucking a

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF ITS A FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!

literally just an a

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Literally

Figuratively. People who say it almost always mean figuratively.

Literally everyone who uses "literally" means "figuratively."

by Thisisthenameyourdefinitions May 23, 2018

Literally

A rally where cars with more than 60 horse power isn't allowed. It's a lite rally. Literally.

Wow dude, did you see the crash in the literally yesterday? I bet that man is out for good.

I swear to god, that one driver in the literally literally outperformed the real rally. It's insane, his car is like one quarter the strength of the pros!

by LiterallyMan June 21, 2022